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Saturday, 24 November 2012

KRTU GanG updates - 2012 Nov/Dec

  Well, it's the time of the year again, I mean the wet months have arrived. Bad news for the office workers, but not so bad for the golfers since the rain only comes at night or in the evening in most days. A least, we can still play golf, although your wife will make a lot of noise about the dirty socks and mud stained pants. The soggy conditions can be frustrating especially when the ball disappeared into its own hole!  KRTU course is definitely not in a favourable conditions as can been seen from the scores returned. Most of us played badly than usual, except for one Anaconda, who seems to be taking advantage of the watery condition and making a kill. He is none other than Anaconda John Daly Chen, who played to gross 37 last Wednesday, 21st Nov. An incredible performance! Only one of his regular flight mate, Alex escaped the jaws because he was having a holiday in Japan.
  For the rest of us who could not played to our normal games, just think of it as an exercise then you will not be too concern about the results. The sun will shine soon.

Nov-Dec Results....


KRTU GanG members Score sheets - Nov-Dec 2012































Members:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
Gan KT
John Chen
Dennes Chin
 Alex Geok
Lee CP
Lim KS
Tan CH
Quah ES
Francis Lai
Gan KH
Low YM
Khoo SH
Mike Ng Y
Cheah PH
Dr Chuah
Liaw YS
Lam CH
Kee CK
Chan Peng
Siew EH
KRTU #
6377
1324
5109
5214
1643
6697
6612
4648
4093
6619
3796
S1201
1944
0701
2651
4284
S3014
4807
0807
HCP:
16
13
10
18
13
14
23
23
13
27
12
32
20
24
21
20
26
21
24
  Scores:
30-Oct
19
14
12
0
13
15
11
11
0
0
0
0
18
0
0
0
0
0
6
0
31-Oct
12
17
0
13
17
13
19
14
0
0
0
14
13
0
0
11
14
0
0
0
02-Nov
0
19
16
13
15
19
12
0
0
0
0
11
0
0
0
0
17
17
0
0
06-Nov
17
18
12
16
18
16
18
0
14
17
12
15
17
0
14
0
0
15
0
0
07-Nov
17
15
15
20
17
16
12
15
0
0
0
13
13
13
0
10
14
6
0
0
14-Nov
0
19
0
16
18
0
15
17
12
0
0
13
13
0
14
14
19
0
0
0
16-Nov
0
14
10
15
14
0
11
10
0
0
10
0
8
12
8
7
17
6
0
0
20-Nov
0
0
15
0
15
0
18
13
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
21-Nov
13
23
0
0
12
14
0
12
0
0
0
15
13
0
17
0
18
18
0
0
23-Nov
0
19
0
0
14
11
13
16
0
0
12
0
0
0
0
0
0
11
0
0
27-Nov
17
22
0
0
19
18
14
0
0
0
0
0
16
14
0
0
0
13
0
0
28-Nov
0
19
0
0
12
16
18
8
0
0
0
14
0
0
0
0
10
0
0
0
29-Nov
0
0
0
0
0
0
13
0
0
0
0
7
0
0
0
0
14
0
0
0
30-Nov
0
16
0
0
14
15
16
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
04-Dec
0
0
0
11
15
19
16
0
10
11
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
17
0
0
05-Dec
0
0
0
0
13
16
13
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
06-Dec
0
0
0
16
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
9
14
0
0
0
0
7
0
0
07-Dec
0
0
0
18
0
0
0
11
0
0
0
0
0
0
13
0
0
0
0
0
11-Dec
0
19
0
16
0
0
16
0
0
0
0
0
15
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
12-Dec
0
14
0
11
11
16
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
13-Dec
0
20
0
0
0
0
0
0
13
0
11
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
14-Dec
0
14
17
13
13
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
19-Dec
0
0
0
0
16
16
18
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
20-Dec
0
20
15
14
15
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
21-Dec
0
12
16
11
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
26-Dec
0
0
0
14
10
14
20
13
0
0
0
10
0
0
16
0
11
0
0
0
28-Dec
0
0
14
0
15
15
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Avg Pts
15.8
17.4
14.2
14.5
14.4
15.6
15.2
12.73
12.25
14
11.3
12.1
14
13
13.67
10.5
14.9
12.2
6
0


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Our Financial Status....


As confirmed by our Honorary Treasurer, John; our bank balance as at to-date stood at RM1044.00.

Special Events...durians and more durians

Last Tuesday was a public holiday and since we have no golf, John has decided to organize a field trip to Francis fruit orchard in Bentong. About 20 of us went in a convoy of 7 cars. We have plenty of durians...the Mou San King, D24, D88 and not forgeting also mangosteens and rambutans. We have so much of durians until none of us wanted to have lunch at Bentong. All of us also 'Tapou' bags full of the fruits home.  Our appreciation to Francis for giving us such a grand treat and also thanks to John for organizing.

Some jokes to brighten your weekend
1. 4 types of women having sex.-1-. asthmatic,ah..aahh..ah...ahh 2 -.Obedient, yes,oh yes..ah yes, 3. -greedy, more..more ..pls   4.-religious,oh god..oh..oh my god ..oh my God!
2. Two girls taking shower together.
    1st girl: I have so much hair on my pussy why is your pussy so clean?
    2nd girl: Would grass ever grow on a busy road? 

3. Different types of voice during sex : English: Oh yes Oh yes.   American: Yeah baby,yeah !. Indian: Ayo Anma!. Chinese: Ai Yaa! Malay: slow2 sayang ,nanti orang dengar!
4. Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION. Class Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!'
5. A macho husband was asked 'Do you Sleep with other women? He replied:' Hey I sleep only with my wife with the others I stay awake all night!!!
6. Naked girl board taxi. Driver stared. Girl scold, never see a naked girl ah ? Driver reply: see before but wondering where u keep ur money to pay taxi fare?.
7. An old man passed by the brothel and the girl said to him: Come,one time only $ 10. As he thought its cheap so he went in. After having sex, she demanded for $ 300. The old man asked why it's not $10. She replied ,u go in n out 30 times so it's $300. He was furious n returned home but he wanted revenge on her. Next day he went again n the girl was very happy to see him again. This time he inserted his manhood and remain inside without making any thrusting.. The girl screamed: Quick! The old man replied I only have $ 5,that's why I only go in , I dare not come out!!!

8. A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.






'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
9. A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.





The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' 
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' 
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian. 
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'
10. A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!







11. A fellow comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Tom O'Brien in the games anymore.
The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"
"Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife.
"Well," says the husband, "neither would Tom O'Brien."