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Kuching, Thailand



Saturday, 29 December 2012

KRTU GanG - Looking Back 2012

Looking back...
In a few days, 2012 is coming to an end. This is the time of year where we reflect on our past performance and set our target for the new year. I hope the statistics on your golf scores will give you an indication how have you performed.


Just take a look....


John's game has been very consistent throughout the period, even during the wet period



Looks like I have a lot to learn in playing the wet condition

















Since I have been an IT men for most of my life, it is my occupational disease that I tend to be quite technical. To play good golf, I think there are basically 4 fundamentals to look at, although I am sure most of you already know:
- Long game. What is the % of fairway hit? How far is my drive?
- Approach shot. Can we reach the green in regulation? Otherwise, birdie is OOQ.
- Short game. How often can we made 1 chip 1 putt?
- Putting. 3 putt is definitely bad.
The next question is, do we have the right tools? Are you happy to use the wooden racket that we used in the 70's to play badminton today? 

If you are just happy to go and play a round of golf, congratulations...there is nothing wrong with that. We are happy for you and glad to see you at the club. 

As for me, my experience had taught me a few lessons about golf:
 1. distance is inversely proportion to age! - so I may need a new driver that is more forgiving and it will be nice if it can add another 15 yds or so.
An aged equipment only make the matter worst! For those who are looking for  new driver, check out this site..
  http://www.golf.com/equipment/golf-magazine-clubtest-2012-drivers.

2. short game is proportional to age! - just need more practise.
3. Sand shot can put on neutral gear  - because I can always avoid it if I can work on my irons.
So guys, that is my game plan for 2013. My secret is out.......I am targeting another 2 HCP point down for 2013....so cheer me on, guys.......
Well, you can keep your secret for now...

HCP Review 31 Dec 2012
Basing on the scores submitted over the last 3 months, please note that I have made certain adjustment to our HCP rules, in order to cater for our different capabilities:
1. The maximum HCP for super seniors (aged +70), will be capped at 36. Furthermore, the golfers will have an option to play off WHITE tee.
2. The maximum HCP for others, will be capped at 26.
The revision of +1 will apply if Avg point is +5 and above, and to qualify for the adjustment, the player must played at least 50% of the games played by the member who has achieved the most games played in the month. eg if that person has played 12 games in the month, the HCP of player will be reviewed if he has played at least 6 games. Score cards received are proof of attendance.

Here is the HCP adjustment as at 31/12/2012:
Members: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Gan KT John Chen Dennes Chin  Alex Geok Lee CP Lim KS Tan CH Quah ES Francis Lai  Gan KH Low YM Khoo SH Mike Ng Y Cheah PH Dr Chuah  Liaw YS  Lam CH Kee CK Chan Peng Siew EH
KRTU # 6377 1324 5109 5214 1643 6697 6612 4648 4093 6619 3796 S1201 1944 0701 2651 4284 S3014 4807 0807
HCP: 16 13 10 18 13 14 23 23 13 27 12 32 20 24 21 20 26 21 24
Avg Pts 16 20 14 14 14 16 15 13 12 14 11 12 14 13 14 11 15 12 6 0
Hcp adj: -1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1
HCP Rev: 16 12 10 18 13 14 23 23 14 26 13 33 20 24 21 21 26 22 25

The new HCP will apply for Jan 2013. Subsequently it will be reviewed at end of each month per our original proposal. My apology for not doing my duty.
As per our last competition rules, the next competition results, which will be held in conjunction with the next dinner gathering, will STILL be based on BEST 10 scores recorded from the day after the previous competition to the day of next dinner.

The spirit of golf...

Ian Bishop has no problem with talking about the explosion in which he lost his legs, but don’t expect him to show obvious emotion or any hint of self-pity.

The former Royal Marine corporal suffered horrific injuries, losing both legs above the knee, when he stepped on an improvised explosive device while on patrol in Afghanistan. But he talks matter-of-factly of what happened to him, and makes light of the enormous challenges posed by his disability.



 "Fore"......
We all know that golf etiquette is an essential part of the game. I am sure you have seen this picture in TheStar newspaper recently..

This car must be travelling on the road at least 150m away from where the ball was hit, but look at the impact.

Many many years ago, I had hit the back of my friend when he was walking about 50m ahead. I just shank the ball at that very unfortunate moment. I felt so bad for my friend and worst for myself. Then in one of the golf tour to Chaingmai with an international group of overseas golfers , lead by Dennes's nephew. MY flight mate was hit by a golf ball just below his eyes. The ball came from about 100m behind us, when my flight mate went to look for his ball off the fairway. Instantly , he felt to the ground and close his left eyes and cried in pain. Mind you, this guy is a black and more than 6ft tall, strongly build. I could see blood oozing out from his fingers and at that moment, I thought the golf ball had hit his eyes. Later, I was told that the ball made a big cut just below the eye. When I met my friend again a few years later, I was told that his left eye is blinded. 
I know some of us habitually shout (quite softly) "ball" before hitting the shot,  regardless if there is anyone in front. When this becomes a habit at every shot, then it will be like "the boy who cried wolf?". I think it is only proper to shout if you notice someone ahead.
If you don't mind me nagging...
Keep It Safe http://golf.about.com/cs/beginnersguide/a/golfetiquette.htm

• Do not swing your club until you know that others in your group are at a safe distance. Likewise, keep your distance when others are swinging. Be aware to steer clear of trouble.
• When practising your swing, never swing in the direction of another player. There may be pebbles or twigs or other matter in the grass that could fly up and injure a playing partner.
• Do not hit the ball until you are certain that the group ahead of you is out of range.
• If your ball appears headed toward another player or another group, give them a warning by yelling out, "Fore!" (an internationally recognized alert)
• Observe the safety suggestions posted in golf carts and drive carefully. Golf etiquette requires keeping your cart off the grass as much as possible.
• Never throw clubs in anger. In addition to being rude and childish, it could also be dangerous
Happy Golfing, Wish you have a hole-in-one in 2013!!!!!

Saturday, 24 November 2012

KRTU GanG updates - 2012 Nov/Dec

  Well, it's the time of the year again, I mean the wet months have arrived. Bad news for the office workers, but not so bad for the golfers since the rain only comes at night or in the evening in most days. A least, we can still play golf, although your wife will make a lot of noise about the dirty socks and mud stained pants. The soggy conditions can be frustrating especially when the ball disappeared into its own hole!  KRTU course is definitely not in a favourable conditions as can been seen from the scores returned. Most of us played badly than usual, except for one Anaconda, who seems to be taking advantage of the watery condition and making a kill. He is none other than Anaconda John Daly Chen, who played to gross 37 last Wednesday, 21st Nov. An incredible performance! Only one of his regular flight mate, Alex escaped the jaws because he was having a holiday in Japan.
  For the rest of us who could not played to our normal games, just think of it as an exercise then you will not be too concern about the results. The sun will shine soon.

Nov-Dec Results....


KRTU GanG members Score sheets - Nov-Dec 2012































Members:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
Gan KT
John Chen
Dennes Chin
 Alex Geok
Lee CP
Lim KS
Tan CH
Quah ES
Francis Lai
Gan KH
Low YM
Khoo SH
Mike Ng Y
Cheah PH
Dr Chuah
Liaw YS
Lam CH
Kee CK
Chan Peng
Siew EH
KRTU #
6377
1324
5109
5214
1643
6697
6612
4648
4093
6619
3796
S1201
1944
0701
2651
4284
S3014
4807
0807
HCP:
16
13
10
18
13
14
23
23
13
27
12
32
20
24
21
20
26
21
24
  Scores:
30-Oct
19
14
12
0
13
15
11
11
0
0
0
0
18
0
0
0
0
0
6
0
31-Oct
12
17
0
13
17
13
19
14
0
0
0
14
13
0
0
11
14
0
0
0
02-Nov
0
19
16
13
15
19
12
0
0
0
0
11
0
0
0
0
17
17
0
0
06-Nov
17
18
12
16
18
16
18
0
14
17
12
15
17
0
14
0
0
15
0
0
07-Nov
17
15
15
20
17
16
12
15
0
0
0
13
13
13
0
10
14
6
0
0
14-Nov
0
19
0
16
18
0
15
17
12
0
0
13
13
0
14
14
19
0
0
0
16-Nov
0
14
10
15
14
0
11
10
0
0
10
0
8
12
8
7
17
6
0
0
20-Nov
0
0
15
0
15
0
18
13
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
21-Nov
13
23
0
0
12
14
0
12
0
0
0
15
13
0
17
0
18
18
0
0
23-Nov
0
19
0
0
14
11
13
16
0
0
12
0
0
0
0
0
0
11
0
0
27-Nov
17
22
0
0
19
18
14
0
0
0
0
0
16
14
0
0
0
13
0
0
28-Nov
0
19
0
0
12
16
18
8
0
0
0
14
0
0
0
0
10
0
0
0
29-Nov
0
0
0
0
0
0
13
0
0
0
0
7
0
0
0
0
14
0
0
0
30-Nov
0
16
0
0
14
15
16
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
04-Dec
0
0
0
11
15
19
16
0
10
11
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
17
0
0
05-Dec
0
0
0
0
13
16
13
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
06-Dec
0
0
0
16
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
9
14
0
0
0
0
7
0
0
07-Dec
0
0
0
18
0
0
0
11
0
0
0
0
0
0
13
0
0
0
0
0
11-Dec
0
19
0
16
0
0
16
0
0
0
0
0
15
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
12-Dec
0
14
0
11
11
16
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
13-Dec
0
20
0
0
0
0
0
0
13
0
11
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
14-Dec
0
14
17
13
13
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
19-Dec
0
0
0
0
16
16
18
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
20-Dec
0
20
15
14
15
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
21-Dec
0
12
16
11
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
26-Dec
0
0
0
14
10
14
20
13
0
0
0
10
0
0
16
0
11
0
0
0
28-Dec
0
0
14
0
15
15
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Avg Pts
15.8
17.4
14.2
14.5
14.4
15.6
15.2
12.73
12.25
14
11.3
12.1
14
13
13.67
10.5
14.9
12.2
6
0


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Our Financial Status....


As confirmed by our Honorary Treasurer, John; our bank balance as at to-date stood at RM1044.00.

Special Events...durians and more durians

Last Tuesday was a public holiday and since we have no golf, John has decided to organize a field trip to Francis fruit orchard in Bentong. About 20 of us went in a convoy of 7 cars. We have plenty of durians...the Mou San King, D24, D88 and not forgeting also mangosteens and rambutans. We have so much of durians until none of us wanted to have lunch at Bentong. All of us also 'Tapou' bags full of the fruits home.  Our appreciation to Francis for giving us such a grand treat and also thanks to John for organizing.

Some jokes to brighten your weekend
1. 4 types of women having sex.-1-. asthmatic,ah..aahh..ah...ahh 2 -.Obedient, yes,oh yes..ah yes, 3. -greedy, more..more ..pls   4.-religious,oh god..oh..oh my god ..oh my God!
2. Two girls taking shower together.
    1st girl: I have so much hair on my pussy why is your pussy so clean?
    2nd girl: Would grass ever grow on a busy road? 

3. Different types of voice during sex : English: Oh yes Oh yes.   American: Yeah baby,yeah !. Indian: Ayo Anma!. Chinese: Ai Yaa! Malay: slow2 sayang ,nanti orang dengar!
4. Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION. Class Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!'
5. A macho husband was asked 'Do you Sleep with other women? He replied:' Hey I sleep only with my wife with the others I stay awake all night!!!
6. Naked girl board taxi. Driver stared. Girl scold, never see a naked girl ah ? Driver reply: see before but wondering where u keep ur money to pay taxi fare?.
7. An old man passed by the brothel and the girl said to him: Come,one time only $ 10. As he thought its cheap so he went in. After having sex, she demanded for $ 300. The old man asked why it's not $10. She replied ,u go in n out 30 times so it's $300. He was furious n returned home but he wanted revenge on her. Next day he went again n the girl was very happy to see him again. This time he inserted his manhood and remain inside without making any thrusting.. The girl screamed: Quick! The old man replied I only have $ 5,that's why I only go in , I dare not come out!!!

8. A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.






'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
9. A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.





The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' 
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' 
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian. 
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'
10. A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!







11. A fellow comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Tom O'Brien in the games anymore.
The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"
"Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife.
"Well," says the husband, "neither would Tom O'Brien."